Frank Zappa - Penis Dimension
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Penis dimension
Penis dimension
Penis dimension is worrying me
I can't hardly sleep at night
'Cause of penis dimension
Do you worry?
Do you worry a lot?
No!
Do you worry?
Do you worry and moan . . .
That the size of your cock is not monstruous enough?
It's your penis dimension!
Penis dimension!
[Howard:]
Wah ooo-wah ooo-wah ooo-wah
Wah ooo-wah ooo-wah ooo-wah
[Mark:]
Hiya friends. Now just be honest about it. Did you ever consider the possiblity that your
penis, and in the case of many dignified ladies, that the size of the titties themselves
might provide elements of sub-conscious tension? Weird, twisted anxieties that could force
a human being to have to become a politician! A policeman! A jesuit monk
[Howard:] [?]
[Mark:] A rock and roll guitar player! A wino! You name it. Or in the case of the ladies,
the ones that can't afford a silicone BEEF-UP, may become writers of hot books
[Howard:] "Manuel, the gardener, placed his burning phallus in her quivering quim."
[Mark:] Yes, or they become Carmelite nuns!
[Howard:] "Gonzo, the lead guitar player, placed his mutated member in her slithering
slit." Ha ha ha!
[Mark:] Ooh, or racehorse jockeys. There is no reason why you, or your loved one should
suffer. Things are bad enough, without the size of your organ adding even more misery to
the TROUBLES OF THE WORLD!
[Howard:] Right on, right on!
[Mark:] Now, if your a lady and you've got munchkin tits, you can console yourself with
this age-old line from primary school..
[Mark & Howard:] ANYTHING OVER A MOUTHFUL IS WASTED! YES!
[Mark:] And isn't it the truth? And if you're a guy, and one night you're at a party and
you're trying to be cool, I mean, you aren't even wearing any underwear, you're being so
cool, and somebody hits on you one night, and he looks you up and down and he says, uh . .
.
[Howard:] Eight inches or less?
[Mark:] Well let me tell you, brothers, that's the time when you got to turn around and
look that sonofabitch right between the eyes, and you got to tell him these words..
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