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Frank Zappa - Penis Dimension


Penis dimension
Penis dimension
Penis dimension is worrying me
I can't hardly sleep at night
'Cause of penis dimension

Do you worry?
Do you worry a lot?


Do you worry?
Do you worry and moan . . .
That the size of your cock is not monstruous enough?

It's your penis dimension!
Penis dimension!

Wah ooo-wah ooo-wah ooo-wah
Wah ooo-wah ooo-wah ooo-wah

Hiya friends. Now just be honest about it. Did you ever consider the possiblity that your 

penis, and in the case of many dignified ladies, that the size of the titties themselves 

might provide elements of sub-conscious tension? Weird, twisted anxieties that could force 

a human being to have to become a politician! A policeman! A jesuit monk
[Howard:] [?]
[Mark:] A rock and roll guitar player! A wino! You name it. Or in the case of the ladies, 

the ones that can't afford a silicone BEEF-UP, may become writers of hot books
[Howard:] "Manuel, the gardener, placed his burning phallus in her quivering quim."
[Mark:] Yes, or they become Carmelite nuns!
[Howard:] "Gonzo, the lead guitar player, placed his mutated member in her slithering 

slit." Ha ha ha!
[Mark:] Ooh, or racehorse jockeys. There is no reason why you, or your loved one should 

suffer. Things are bad enough, without the size of your organ adding even more misery to 

[Howard:] Right on, right on!
[Mark:] Now, if your a lady and you've got munchkin tits, you can console yourself with 

this age-old line from primary school..
[Mark:] And isn't it the truth? And if you're a guy, and one night you're at a party and 

you're trying to be cool, I mean, you aren't even wearing any underwear, you're being so 

cool, and somebody hits on you one night, and he looks you up and down and he says, uh . . 

[Howard:] Eight inches or less?
[Mark:] Well let me tell you, brothers, that's the time when you got to turn around and 

look that sonofabitch right between the eyes, and you got to tell him these words..
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