Frank Zappa - Ian Underwood Whips It Out

[Ian:] My name is Ian Underwood and I am the straight member of the group
(Ha ha ha!)
[Suzy:] Wowie Zowie!
[Ian:] One month ago I heard The Mothers of Invention at the theater. I heard them on two 

occasions, and on the second occasion I went up to Jim Black and I said, "I like your 

music, and I'd like to come down and play with you." Two days later I came up to the 

recording session, and Frank Zappa was sitting in the control room. I walked up and said, 

"How'd you do, my name is Ian Underwood and I like your music and I'd like to play with 

your group." Frank Zappa says, "What can you do that's fantastic?" I said, "I can play alto 

saxophone and piano." He said, "All right, whip it out."